Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Audieu, Blueandyellow...

That is IT!

The last straw!

The final blast!

I won't tolerate it anymore! I just can't stand it! Such improperness compelled into a small structure! I'm sad to say this, but I realy can't hold on much longer.

I will NOT take K1s again.

It's just painful to take it! And today was the last permitable chance to give to BlueandYellow. And she failed me.

Unstable.
Unsustainable.
Unsocialble
Even Ungentle, if there's such a word.

Ungentle meaning that she left me with another butt abration, something no other sport CCA would understand. One of the greatest fears of the butt abration is the agony it can burden you with in the shower. That's right, the shower. A canoeist or dragonboater with a butt abration would simply enjoy a nice good bath after a couple or so hours of training, unaware that a small stream of water from the shower spay is trickling down his or her back, just inches away from the scrapes of flesh, until it becomes too late.

The canoeist/dragonboater feels a sudden sharp sting in her tail bone area, and lets out a loud high-pitch scream, reguardless of the gender, trying his or her very best to endure the pain while searching desperately for a towel to wipe off the water that triggered the pain.

Ah, yes. I had to go through the butt abration again. And it hurts like as if you're sitting straigh onto a bayonette, with nothing to pull it back out except the tender grip of a towel, which would still leave a small reminence of the pain behind in the wound.

So no more K1s for me in the future, that's for sure. I'll do what I can to make sure Hao Qing comes regularly for training for the rest of our partnership lives. Not to the extent of blackmail or betrayal of course, but nevertheless, I'll do what I can.

I'm not gonna have those abrations again, especially. You can count on that.

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