Time to get Physical...

Today was the Physical Science Paper.

But before that, Chapel was rather short today. I couldn't catch which parable the speaker was talking about, but I can easlily guess she was trying to get a few morals from it. Then there were a few more 'creative' announcements made:

~The Black Comedy trailer had bad diction, despite the fact that it did originate from the UK. But the clip was nevertheless entertaining in a few scenes.
~Chinese school paper is now in a better digitalized format (Wonder who re-formatted it...). But the presenter for the product didn't really have good IT skills, and it took him a couple of minutes to figure out how to start his Powerpoint Presentation without shutting the presentation off. Humourous watching him figure it out.
~Mr. Bongard gave a short briefing on when to go where to do what under the orders of whom(s) during Founder's Day/(Rehersals). Everuyone had a rough idea of what was going to happen, but after Chapel, the Prefects and the Student Council were given a very detailed describtion of the whole event, so much so detailed as to even the specific location of every chairman in the school during the March-Pass. So whatever happens on either days, we'd have known about it before hand.

Dismissed, we prefects made our way back to class to be greeted by, well, the class. It was suppose to be P Science, but Mdm apparently never came. I spent the time revising the first 20 elements of the Periodic Table (Being Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Berrylium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Florine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon, Phosphorous, Sulphur, Chlorine, Argon, Potassium and Calcium. I didn't look in my notes while typing the elements, which may also explain spelling errors if any.). This irritated Zeng Rong as I was reading it aloud and got it wrong from time to time. Him being the 'elementary' genius, my childishness annoyed him and thus he fleed away. It also irritated Tim, but the other guys in the class tried to help me out at moments. Esspecially Wei Yang, for the fact that he helped me memorise where Silicon belongs. ("Fake boobs!")
That does not need to be mentioned in the paper, folks.

For the first half of Computer Science, the Mdm was also not present, and we continued studying/being cheeky until the teacher suddenly apeared at the door. We were then informed by her to create a food-related company's brochure, the company alowed to be real or fake. Many people had inovative ideas, like teh Khoo Khafe [Khoolest place to be!] and Teck Seng Services [Teeeeck SENG!!!]. I called mine La Crate de California (I know it's a mix of Spanish and French! Stop bugging me!) and "we have the best services in food-catering, having an advantage that we can easily blend the styles of the East with the styles of the West". Figures.

After that was Recess, in which the norms went on: Food, Piano Lesson, Class. My piano skills have improved, I must say. Praise the Lord! Now I'm trying to play 'He's A Pirate' with two hands. I can play Bass and Treble of the song, butI can't seen to play them both simutaneously. So far, I can only go as far as a few notes before I get stuck on a key with both hands. But I've got a lot of time to learn; not like as if the world will fade if I don't learn the score before midnight.

Then in Language Arts B, I found out my results. I don't really want to share my score for now, but I can say that I did badly for my standards. Just above borderline. But nevertheless, I shall praise the Lord with all that I do in His name! May glory and honour and praise be with Him forever and evah! I am dissapointed, but as long as God's happy that I did all I could for His name, I shall cheer up. But anyway as the phrase goes, 'Sometimes the bad things in life can be made bad to your own advantage.', and who knows what a bad paper can do? Ironic question, but after going through my life, it feels rather sensible.

After that was Maths, of which Sir also didn't come for the first few minutes or so. But when he came, he distributed the same CD he gave us last Friday: the one about the monkey hunter who became a monkey and can only turn back into a human if he solves the maths formulae in the forest? Yah, that one. It better be able to helpme out in my paper tomorrow...

Next was suppose to be Art, but since the paper intruded into the lesson, Mdm gave us most of the time to revise for the paper and prepare for what was about to come. When the paper came, I was close to growling aloud when I found out that there was a Periodic Table staplered to every paper. And so I wasted my time forcing myself to remember the first 20 elements. (Steaming) Let's just say it was rather simple if it wern't for the fact that there was a question about interpolation. Ghah. I'll just keep praying...

So in dedication to the teacher who thought my class the subject the paper was about, let's have another song, shall we...

Get Down

by Ms. Lydia Ho, The Chairman (Timothy Goh), Jaira Koh and Class.

(Sung in the tune of 'Shut Up' by The Black Eyed Peas, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBTWAmQ4EdQ)
Get down
Just get down
Get down [3x]

Get it down

Just get down

Get down

Get down
Just get down

Get down [3x]

Get it down

Just get down
Get down

[Chorus]
You walk here very slow
Make my anger loose control
There's Recess after PE
How you change up, don't ask me
So much anger

For being your instructor
I'm getting so much angah'

Ma'am, me and you were just flow (you know)
We throw and blow
All them things that people use in P Sci (you know)
Stunts that you shouldn't try (you know)
Things that turn to red or blue
I love a boom, I love it too
I burn a lot, I burn it even more
That's why I ran out
When it fell on the floor
But then something got out of hand
You start yellin when I'm late with my friends
Even though I had legitimate reasons Worksheet?
Recess is never easy when it ends Worksheet?
How could we change up every Thurs, Ma'am
After PE and Recess
Just quit this lecture

Get down

Just get down
Get down

Knock it down

Just get down

Get down

[Chorus]
You walk here very slow
Make my anger loose control
There's Recess after PE

How you chang up, don't ask me
Boy, there's anger

For being your instructor
I think there's lot's of anger

Why don't the class move a little more fast
Ensure that our teacher's patience always always last
Why do you like it when she lose control
Every time you agree on walkin it slow
So why does it got to be so damn tough
Juz tryin to get y'all out of class and run (run run run)
Showin her respect you should be givin
So we can admit 'en
That we all did the runnin
Ma'am, its a mission tryin to get them to listen
Walk after the bell has become our tradition
They yell, I yell, everybody yells
Got classes across the school sayin
"Who the bell?!?"
Who the bell?
What the bell's going down?
Too much of the bickering
Kill it with the sound and

Get down
Just get down
Get down
Get it down

Just get down

Get down

[Chorus]
You walk here very slow
Let my anger loose control
There's Recess after PE
How you change up, don't ask me
And there's anger
For being your instructor
There's really so much anger

Ma'am, our pumpin's over
Permission to recover
I never want'd this order
But I do deserve betta
Believe us we are sorry
Let's forget the past
And let's start the Theory
Why? Cuz it's the same old routine
And then next week, you'll do 15
Ma'am I know you're tired of the things they say
You're damn right
Cuz I heard them lame dame excuses last Thursday
That was a different thing
No it ain't
That was a different thing
No it ain't
That was a different thing
It was the same darn thing
Same thing as ever

Boys, recover!!
Woooaaahhh!!!

Get down
Just get down
Get down [3x]

Get it down

Just get down
Get down

Get down
Just get down
Get down [3x]

Get it down

Just get down

Get down

Start the lesson Mdm

Just quickly start the lesson [repeat]
Is that all there is [repeat till fade]