Wednesday, January 24, 2007

A Midsummer Night's Dan...

Can't do the treat Iwanted to do today. Will try to do it tomorrow.

But now, let me share two things that happened inschool today...

Right now I first start of with my first CL'B' lesson aftermy prayer to forgive the new guys in the class. As I walked to the classroom, I really prayed to God as hard as I could. I kept asking Him for peace and protection from whatever that happens in the room. The lesson started of as ussual. Depressingly. Shawn Ku (Is that how you spell it?) kept on murmuring irritating stuff in English during Ting Xie (Spelling), frustrating the teacher and making her slam her textbook on the table a couple of times. It was so hard, many of the Gao Zhi (Writing Pad Paper) flew of the table. He, along with his buddies, even continued disrupting the class by making unnecesary comments while we were reading through the textbook. She was fumming mad and gave long and sudden scoldings. I was ready to break down and cry in the classroom; for those who noticed me squinting my eyes a few times during the passage reading, that was me holding back my tears. But when we were told to do letter writing, Shawn did something that shocked me as a Christian.

He started to hum the tune of 'God Will Make a Way'.

I was startled, although I continued to look at my Gao Zhi and write all I could. Honestly speaking, I had no idea that a punk so un-mannered would actually have enough peace in him to even hum 'God Will Make a Way'. And that song's really peaceful. Really really peaceful. But as a Christian, I felt that that was God telling me that He knew what was going on, and He had a plan all sketched out. He is making the way. And all I had to do was just trust Him. With that revalation, I peacefully continued to write my letter, placing all my faith in God! And boy, was the feeling so goooood! X{). I forgave those guys again and Satan, keep trying to toss the badness at me; God's got me covered, I tell you! God's got me covered!

Now for something less dramatic to liften the spirit. It's just something quite funny that I made up. There was Language Arts A today, and today was the first play remake for the class this year. It's Act 1, Scene 1, and with the names edited to the people who played the roles, it's kinna crazy! It's a lot more funny when you read the book's version first before reading this. Give a sense of irony of how simple Shakespear could actually be. Sorry Kirby, but typing out the whole story is darn annoying with the oldern language to take note of, so I'm just gon'na simplify it to school standards. Here goes...

A Midsummer Night's Dan
By 2.10 Dan

Term 1, Week 4

Characters:
Niranjan
Justin
Timothy
Arjun
Sanjev
Ting Wei
Faraaz

Script:

(Athens, the palace of Theseus: enter All.)

Niranjan:
Now, fair Justin, the time of us being united as project partners draws quickly;
In 4 days time, there will be a full moon!
But it's so darn slow! I mean, it's like how quickly some of us can connect to theschool wireless. So slow!

Justin:
Relax! 4 days will soon flask off night by night;
4 nights will be tabbied away in due time;
Then that moon which you love so much will come out and light up our unifying ceremony.

Niranjan:
Go, Faraaz! Tell everyone of this coming occasion! We can't have people coming to it like how we're NOT suppose to greet teachers in History class!

(Faraaz leaves, obviously grinning from ear to ear...)

Niranjan:
Justin, I've impressed you with how bravely
I've fought as the Sports Representative of the class!
But I'll have an even better victory
When I partner you!

(Enters Timothy, Arjun, Sanjev and Ting Wei)

Timothy:
Yo, Niranjan! Wazzup, Sports Rep!

Niranjan:
Hey! Timmy, my man! Whatcha doin here?

Timothy:
I'm here to complain!
Complain against Arjun, my junior!
Stand forth, Ting Wei!
Niranjan, I want Arjun to partner him for the project.
Stand forth, Sanjev!
And this guy, Sanjman, has been taking my poor Arjun away from him!
They've been chatting on Msn about how to do certain homeworks!
Playing Warcraft together!
I can't stand this any longer!
Now he won't even listen to me, rebelling every word I say!
I seek the old customs of Andrew;
As he falls under me in the hairackey, I can decide whatever partner he gets!
Either he excepts, or EXILE!!!

Niranjan:
So Arjun. What have you got to say? Think carefully.
Don't forget thaqt Tim's the Chairman,
And he has many and every right over you.
Besides, Ting wei's a good partner to be with...

Arjun:
So is Sanjev.

Niranjan:
Yah, I guess. But in this situation, when Tim's at hand, the prior's best.

Arjun:
Tim, can't you just see it from my point of view instead?

Niranjan:
Too bad.

Arjun:
With all due respect, one and all,
I will NOT partner Ting Wei.

Niranjan:
Come on, Arj! Either Ting Wei or out of this class you go!
Know where you stand in the class;
You know very well Tim can do all he wants with you.
All I can say is I can suggest a third option of being not to have any partner at all;
Trust me, I've got ways on how to do so.

Arjun:
NEVAH!!! I'll never follow such an opinion!

Niranjan:
Very well, then. In 4 days time, the time when I shall partner Justin,
You must choose Ting Wei or face exile. (or no partner)

Ting Wei:
C'mon! What's wrong with partnering me?! And Sanjev, I comfirm get Arjun, so buzz off!

Sanjev:
Since Timothy honours you so much,
Why not just give me Arjun and you partner Tim, loh!

Timothy:
You *****.
So he has my favour, alright.
But as such, I give him what is mine;
Arjun's partnership.

Sanjev:
Oi, Niranjan! I want Arjun more than Ting Ting, lah! Let me have my rights for once. Besides, Matt Ch'ng wants Ting Wei, why not give him to Matt?

Niranjan:
Wow, wow, wow! Too much information! I need to slow down for a while. Tim? Ting Ting? Why not you come alonmg with me to the SAC and we'll discuss the issue in a more relaxed surrounding. My dear Justin, come along with us. Arjun, grab a hold of yourself and stay here. Come on, guys. Off we go...

Timothy:
With due fact that today's Fried Food Day, we follow you...

(All leave except Arjun and Sanjev)

Arjun and Sanjev:
WE HATE THIS!!!

Sanjev:
Wait! I know what to do!
I've got a good friend; I'm the only friend of his.
His class is just 7 classrooms from here;
And he respects me as his only post-school companion.
There we can do this project together!
There will be no ancient laws from Andrews that can divide us there.
So if you really want to work with me,
Let us sneak out of class later and we shall make for it!

Arjun:
I swear I'll be there with you!

Sanjev:
Just keep your promise. Oh, look. It's Matt!

(Enter Matthew)

Arjun:
Hi Matt! God bless ya! You know anything lately?

Matthew:
Ting Wei deserves you as a partner. Seriously.
I mean, you're just too perfect for him! You're just too coll for him to turn down.
Tell me, what's the secret?

Arjun:
Hah. I always frown at him, yet he still wants me.

Matthew:
I so want to learn that!

Arjun:
I always make fun of him, yet he wants me more.

Matthew:
No fair! I want to know how to do that!

Arjun:
The more I go, the more he comes.

Matthew:
Yah. And the more I come, the more he goes.

Arjun:
Well, is that my problem, or is it your's? (Giggles)

Matthew:
You're just too cool. That's what I want to be my fault...

Arjun:
Don't worry: He has seen the last of me now;
Sanjev and I will flee from this class.
Before Sanjev came to this class,
I thought .10 was the perfect class to be in.
Now when I meet him
Look what happens!

Sanjev:
So here's the plan;
Tommorow, we'll escape!

Arjun:
Then go to the other classroom and finally be together!
And as for you, Matt. Nice knowing you.
Good luck with Ting Wei!
So till tomorrow, Sanjev, we shall not see each other at all unless necesary.

(Exit Arjun)

Sanjev:
Fine with me. Sionara, Matt!
And trust me; Ting Wei wants you just as much as you want him...

(Exit Sanjev)

Matthew:
Look at them together. How touching.
But when they dissapear, Ting Wei will still be concern about Arjun,
Leaving me still with nothing!
That's not fair! But wait!
If I tell Ting Ting where they went,
he'll surely go after them
Giving me such a risky but yet worth-it chance
To catch my Ting Ting!
Muahahahaha...

(Exit Matthew)

Sorry if it was too lame for you, but it really sounds ridiculous if you could actually copy the original script and replace the names with the actors! Oh, well. Gotta go sleep now. Will try to do the something I promised tomorrow. God bless...

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